Sapphire Bludgeon

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absurd-person-singular:

princessorbit:

beboplaughingalonewithcomputers:

HLEP

i will always reblog this

oh gods

absurd-person-singular:

princessorbit:

beboplaughingalonewithcomputers:

HLEP

i will always reblog this

oh gods

May 31

how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

May 31
mcr-pornarration:

ginasfs-:

look how he thrusts.
he thrusts

It’s probably just an automatic reaction to having Gerard squatting over his dick

mcr-pornarration:

ginasfs-:

look how he thrusts.

he thrusts

It’s probably just an automatic reaction to having Gerard squatting over his dick

May 31
imagesthatmakemyeyesgoogle:

brighteyesdown:

kookookachew:

philosophers-stoned:

frandipitous:

saneintolerant:

ride6:

uwu:

ok I think the best part of this picture is
look at the screen

that’s mario kart for the 64

that’s mario kart wii
A+ work

You know whats even worse?
You can see the Wii.
Right there under the TV.

Good job guys.

Do these photographers seriously look at these pictures and think, “Yeah, there’s no way these gamers would be so obsessive that they’ll notice we’re bullshitting them.”

If you look even closer the 64 isn’t even on. 

WHERE’S THAT RED LIGHT SAYING MY GAMES ON HUH? 



That last gif there is absolutely perfect.

Oh lord. This again.
Glad I’m not alone.

^ You guys are so pro xD

imagesthatmakemyeyesgoogle:

brighteyesdown:

kookookachew:

philosophers-stoned:

frandipitous:

saneintolerant:

ride6:

uwu:

ok I think the best part of this picture is

look at the screen

that’s mario kart for the 64

that’s mario kart wii

A+ work

You know whats even worse?

You can see the Wii.

Right there under the TV.

Good job guys.

Do these photographers seriously look at these pictures and think, “Yeah, there’s no way these gamers would be so obsessive that they’ll notice we’re bullshitting them.”

If you look even closer the 64 isn’t even on. 

WHERE’S THAT RED LIGHT SAYING MY GAMES ON HUH? 

That last gif there is absolutely perfect.

Oh lord. This again.

Glad I’m not alone.

^ You guys are so pro xD

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