theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

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thinkingingallifreyan:

potterhead360:

evilkitten42:

My prediction for Doctor Who is that it will be super emotional and then:

D: “My name is John Smith”

C: “What?”

D: “John Smith!”

C: “But that’s your fake name”

D: “No my fake name is John Smith!”

C: “Which is what you just said!”

D: “No it isn’t! I said John Smith!”

And it turns out the TARDIS won’t translate his name properly because it’s her job to stop him doing stupid shit like that

hahahaha

I like it.

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bradburythequeen:

i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go

“No.”

and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him

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fizzyginger:

If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point

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isaac:

the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin

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starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

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babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

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thankengine:

thankengine:

i figured out how to request money on paypal

my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no

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jawhaw:

captainabs:

the-kiwi-avenger:

consulting-god-of-badassery:

incurablyspooky:

daemon-hearts:

A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.

A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.

A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover

A minute of silence for The Last Airbender

ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender

Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.

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